underwater basketweaving

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

by Truero December 3, 2005

cleavage basketball

when a girl is showing too much cleavage so you make a game out of who can throw the most stuff in her shirt
ex. coins, paperclips, rolled up gum wrappers, other small objects.

Casey's shirt was so low we decided to play a game of cleavage basketball.

by cleavage_overload91 March 13, 2008

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

feaster basket

a easter basket filled with fetuses

WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007

basket case

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.

The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case

by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004

you're going to hell in a hand basket

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.

Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

by voiceofgod February 12, 2006

fruits basket

A wonderful anime that is hilarious and moralistic. Very lovable. Was originally a comic for girls in Japan. Can be enjoyed by people of all ages and genders.

Episode 14 is hilarious. The characters are very original. The idea is also original.

by magnawizzard December 11, 2003