albedopastasauce

Person 1: have you heard about albedopastasauce

Person 2:no who are they?

Person 1:*slaps*

Albedopastasauce is disgusting

by Nizsku May 19, 2021

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

The Alter Boy

Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.

by Psychonaut May 7, 2003

Aledo, Texas

AAAA State Champs two years in a row! Home to Jonathan Gray who won the Tom Landry award and led Aledo to state championships in 2009 and 2010. This is one amazing place.

Dude you're from Aledo, Texas? Go JGray!

by JarOfHearts February 23, 2011

Aledo treatment

when a group of people start beating up a guy, and then one proceeds to shove his finger up the poor mans ass

Jack: Man Stan is being so annoying
Bill: I know right? We should give him the Aledo treatment
Jack: Dibs on my finger!!

by King fender October 24, 2011

algedi

a mixture of camal semen and candle wax

Often used in the frog lands as a resource~algedi

by bread infection October 21, 2005

alte

alte someone who’s probably pretty chill but flirts with girls for their own enjoyment. Someone who’s also probably doing that TikTok trend.

“Oh look at that guy over there flirting with that girl.”
“That’s the 5th time today I’ve seen him flirting with other girls. He’s probably an alte.”

by Hey bitchessss June 4, 2020