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Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.
Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!
by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020
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Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
by TangSlave September 17, 2020
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Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020
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zoom

a fucking bad teaching platform that the usa is using during corona
by boson bozon November 12, 2020
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zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
by Sebarket@gmail.com October 19, 2020
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Zoom Toobin

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.
He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.
by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020
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Zoom Class

Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!
Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....
by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 10, 2021
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