Water Champion

Tom Segura

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016

Waltersobchakeit

The German term for when a person makes up a random German-sounding word out of nowhere and people believe it anyway.

A: Hey guys, I've made a new German word: Waltersobchakeit! It means "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
B: Ich bin sicher, dass das ein Charakter von "The Big Lebowski" ist, Dummkoph.

by Jazzimov.jpg October 20, 2015

dog water

a term used by fortnite kids to describe someone that’s trash at the game

he just missed all his shots he’s so dog water

by neygan December 27, 2020

Piss Water

Cheap beer that contains very little alcohol. In the 70s 3.2 beer had this title, but since the national 21 year old drinkiing age it has been difficult to obtain. Now piss water is usually shitty beers like nattie ice and busch. Stupid college kids drink these beers. Don't be those kids.

Man, this piss water sucks. I've been to teh pisser 5 times and I'm not even buzzed yet.

by Billy The Impaler December 14, 2004

water goat

Another name for an octopus.

Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.

by wuad June 1, 2013

It's just water

A classic phrase used by Max Hardcore to calm down his female costars who were surprised and disgusted to find out that they're expected to drink his urine.

From Max Factor 10:

Lain Oi (crying): Did you just fucking piss on me?

Max: Honey, it's just water! Taste it!

by MeatTycoon April 26, 2009

Fiji Water

Bottled water which very much like Starbucks, has a become a status symbol among the general wealthy population.

Across the nation, the aqua-elite flock to water bars, where instead of tasting shiraz and pinot noir, they swish and sip $5 bottles of Voss or Fiji Water.

But despite all the recent splash, many experts still conclude that water is just water.

by Van Der Brink December 9, 2008