Toobinit

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting.

During our 2pm Zoom call, Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit!

by Blackout67 October 20, 2020

Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Twooter

A trait that is makes a person invaluable to society and accepts their mistakes, not being ashamed of them.

Random Person: Hey Twooter! How are you doing?
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

by fsdgfsghfgs June 5, 2021

Toob

A chad way of describing the barrel of a fire arm of any type aside from an a.r. platform.

Ak guy- "is spicy toob, makes big boom"
Ar guy-"hey man I have a toob to"
Ak guy-"...not exactly comrade, yours is plastic pipe"

by Coldest117 November 2, 2022

Toobr

Named after lord toobr’s curse, which causes you to turn into clay for the rest of ur life if you mention lord toobr

Have u heard about toobræáãū-

by KnowledgeLover10 February 13, 2023

The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013

Doobie Toobie

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.

Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.

by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016