tee totaller

Someone who doens't drink or smoke

She's a tee totaller!

by Zorbish November 1, 2007

total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

Totally radical

Like a really cool bogus event

That tree is totally radical

by Hippie July 4, 2003

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

Total Z

Something that is said to describe someone who is a Total Z(ero), as in loser or failure, ect.

Wow, what a total z." "I know. Fucking douche.

by ya mams bf mate June 28, 2010

Totally blazed

Getting blazed to the level of complete loss of sanity. In this particular situation you will not be able to recognize yourself in the mirror.

Bro I was totally blazed last night. All I can remember is an ugly guy making stupid faces outside a weird window.

by Fookinsatellites June 1, 2020

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008