Tido

A Badass who takes no shit from nobody, and will own anybody who fronts with him.

Dude: Yo dawg, that guy over there's a Tido, mess with him and he'll fuck u up!!

by PuffsSlapChop January 29, 2009

tithole

The thing nobody wants to be;
a tit-hole is literally a word to describe the douchebags and players at your school. There is a guide to tell how big of a tithole one is, each category gets a certain number of points, and the more points you have the more of a tithole you are. Maximum number of points is 100.
Categories:
- Tool (5 points)
- Douchebag (10 points)
- Manwhore (15 points)
- Jock/Prep (10 points)
- Dipshit (10 points)
- Fuckhead (20 points)
- Creeper (5 points)
- Sex Addict (15 points)
- Pimp (10 points)
- Justin Beiber (4026 points)

So check off all the categories that fit the person being evaluated, add up the points, and you have your Tithole score.

Matt Lutz is a tithole, he fits every category of the tithole classification guide.

by I'mgonnapunchyouintheballsML March 27, 2010

Titone

"A flatulent, bedwetting drunkard who parties like it's 1999 no matter what year it is"

"She decided not to take him home last night because he thought he was a Titone."
"My relationship with Jonny was going well until I realized he was a total Titone."

by Whitie Bulger December 8, 2012

Tito

a tagalog word for uncle

this is my Tito Jose, the brother of my father

by macean March 28, 2012

Titoops

Man who loves big tits

Stop looking at my sister Are you are a titoops?

by Die Walkure May 5, 2009

titiot

A woman that shows off her boobs by jumping up an down and squeezing them together.

The wet t-shirt contest is a magnet for titiots.

by wallville September 16, 2009

Tito'd

The act of smashing your elbow across a girl's cheek and nose while having sex, similar to the way Tito Ortiz put Ken Shamrock on the ground in their last fight and pounded his face to dust.

"Hey yo, I was fuckin' this girl last night and I tito'd her!"

by xilly November 30, 2006