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Tido 

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A person who is a massive hoe bag
He is such a tido
Tido by Pupppp August 17, 2016
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Johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his Mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her arse.
tido by Da Fuck Master September 24, 2006

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A Badass who takes no shit from nobody, and will own anybody who fronts with him.
Dude: Yo dawg, that guy over there's a Tido, mess with him and he'll fuck u up!!
Tido by PuffsSlapChop January 29, 2009

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1)
{Verb}
To throw 110% effort into the pursuit of a lady, yet still set off her gaydar.

2)
{Noun}
Someone who's testicles have mysteriously grown in the wrong place since birth
1}
He really thought he was in there, but it turned out that he had Tidoed.

2}
And then Moontel shakes hands with this Tido, who, I shit you not, had em growing off his chin, dude.
tido by Guevara-sha March 22, 2004

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{Verb}
Tido is usually a special name for someone who finds that standing out, and showing the world his sense of pride is what makes him original always finding a base of life.
T.he
I.nspiration
D.efining
O.riginality
(Tee-Dough) (T-Dow)

"Tido"

"Your steeze has no originality like one in five"
"My Tido is one in one million"
-Rare
Tido by TheBasedTruth November 8, 2010

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Dumb canadian warez wh0re who begs people for shells and topsites, usually offering things he doesn't have in return.
Yo man, I know you want on dis fat FTP, but you ain't gotta TIDO me for it!
tido by kino May 2, 2003
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