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Johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his Mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her arse.
by Da Fuck Master September 24, 2006
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{Verb}
Tido is usually a special name for someone who finds that standing out, and showing the world his sense of pride is what makes him original always finding a base of life.
T.he
I.nspiration
D.efining
O.riginality
(Tee-Dough) (T-Dow)

"Tido"

"Your steeze has no originality like one in five"
"My Tido is one in one million"
-Rare
by TheBasedTruth November 07, 2010
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{Verb}
To throw 110% effort into the pursuit of a lady, yet still set off her gaydar.

2)
{Noun}
Someone who's testicles have mysteriously grown in the wrong place since birth
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He really thought he was in there, but it turned out that he had Tidoed.

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And then Moontel shakes hands with this Tido, who, I shit you not, had em growing off his chin, dude.
by Guevara-sha March 22, 2004
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Dumb canadian warez wh0re who begs people for shells and topsites, usually offering things he doesn't have in return.
Yo man, I know you want on dis fat FTP, but you ain't gotta TIDO me for it!
by kino May 02, 2003
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