Titoops
Titoops by Die Walkure May 5, 2009
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titoos
đ If you want to know the meaning of titoos, Iâll tell you. It has a very deep and beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a womenâs breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina đ (the process of a guyâs peepee coming inside a womenâs veevee) đ,can be used for attracting any gender of your choice. đ
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the worldâs biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 𧢠.
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jennerâs and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when youâre bathing.
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the worldâs biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 𧢠.
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jennerâs and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when youâre bathing.
How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevweâs gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazzaâs mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!
Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost doneâŚ
*200 years laterâŚ*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok Iâm done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with youâŚ
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevweâs gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazzaâs mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!
Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost doneâŚ
*200 years laterâŚ*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok Iâm done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with youâŚ
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!
titoos by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara July 18, 2021
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