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When you drink entirely way too much, and puke/pass out.

Being wayyy too drunk for your own good.
"Dude...I got so tito'd last night!"

"are we drinking tonight?"

fuck yeah man, I'm tryin' to get tito'd!!
Tito'd by BLATTT90 July 6, 2011
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The act of smashing your elbow across a girl's cheek and nose while having sex, similar to the way Tito Ortiz put Ken Shamrock on the ground in their last fight and pounded his face to dust.
"Hey yo, I was fuckin' this girl last night and I tito'd her!"
Tito'd by xilly November 30, 2006
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To duck a fight against an apponent you're sure you'll lose to if you have to face.
GSP totally Tito'd out on fighting against Anderson Silva.
Tito'd by REMJR August 2, 2011
The chef Tito'd make steak and now its charcoal.
Tito'd by MrCrypes May 17, 2022

Tito Dick 

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Tito Dick by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

Tito Dick 

God himself
Going to church to pray for our lord and savior Tito Dick
Tito Dick by The Tito Worshiper July 14, 2017

tito doble p

A mexican artist who makes corridos
tito doble p has really good songs
tito doble p by vxxbz November 8, 2023
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