Tito'd

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When you drink entirely way too much, and puke/pass out.

Being wayyy too drunk for your own good.

"Dude...I got so tito'd last night!"

"are we drinking tonight?"

fuck yeah man, I'm tryin' to get tito'd!!

Tito'd by BLATTT90 July 6, 2011

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Tito'd

The act of smashing your elbow across a girl's cheek and nose while having sex, similar to the way Tito Ortiz put Ken Shamrock on the ground in their last fight and pounded his face to dust.

"Hey yo, I was fuckin' this girl last night and I tito'd her!"

Tito'd by xilly November 30, 2006

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Tito'd

To duck a fight against an apponent you're sure you'll lose to if you have to face.

GSP totally Tito'd out on fighting against Anderson Silva.

Tito'd by REMJR August 2, 2011

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Tito'd

To overcook skirt steak to prevent edibility.

The chef Tito'd make steak and now its charcoal.

Tito'd by MrCrypes May 17, 2022

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Tito Dick

Dickman, baby!

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

Tito Dick by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

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Tito Dick

God himself

Going to church to pray for our lord and savior Tito Dick

Tito Dick by The Tito Worshiper July 14, 2017

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tito doble p

A mexican artist who makes corridos

tito doble p has really good songs

tito doble p by vxxbz November 8, 2023

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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