Steamroller

When you make oatmeal but it’s too hot. So you just sick your dick in it and stir it around

Damn that oatmeal’s hit, better steamroller that shit

by Bigdickzuzu January 26, 2019

long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.

Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Cleveland Steamroller

An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida.

Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.

Uncle Bill gave me a cleveland steamroller last weekend, I think I'm in love with him.

by your only fan September 24, 2022

culombian steamroller

The act of shitting in some ones mouth and swapping it between your mouths multiple times

Me and drake performed the Culombian steamroller at school

by Twant Donut May 17, 2021

Pittsburgh Steamroll

When your significant other is just about to rest for the evening and jump onto them and roll back and forth, like a steamroller, squishing them into the mattress

Whoa, Natalie Pittsburgh Steamrolled her husband so hard his back cracked.

by Basic Brunchcast September 12, 2020

artic steamroller

When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.

I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.

by wookiec41g May 29, 2022