slapjacking

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016

slappass

The act of firmly slapping one's ass.

As the man went in to give Alex a slappass, Alex went in for it.

by Nsidjnskdjbcjedhbcdeijncdnijce November 14, 2016

SlapANut

The art of taking ones hand and jack slapping the crap out of ones testicles

Did you see Dave take his hand and totally slapanut?

by RJ Dicktiddles February 15, 2017

SlapMyBum

A inappropriate username that got a boy perm banned on a Minecraft server called Mineplex

i come home for school one day and sit at my computer. I open minecraft and click multiplayer then click the minecraft server called Mineplex. A small messages pops up saying "you account has been perm banned due to inappropriate username "SlapMyBum".

Da end

its bs :)

by MrSlap November 6, 2017

slamage

“The act of lowering ones vehicle far past any functional use”

Bro, you need to do some slamage to your 350z.

by BeastModeRabbit January 7, 2018

slapage

the sound of genitalia slapping on other body parts

person 1: damn i hate having a big dick
person 2: haha you're crazy. why do you hate it?

person 1: when i run my slapage is too much. i feel like everyone can hear it

by zacharyH February 7, 2018

Slapfanatice

The act of slapping into oblivion

I will slapfanatice you

by Savagecrust March 14, 2019