Similoluwa

A male who is known to be superior among his peers, he is mostly known to please a woman’s every needs with his Mandingo, making them fall in love with him after every intimacy

I think I might have fallen in love with similoluwa after what he did to me last night

by Jazmyne lopez September 6, 2018

Samridh

Samridh, otherwise known as 'The Goat' is a superior human being living within the Earth. He always has 5 women kept within his bedroom for playtime. He is a writing expert, whether it is school assignments or erotic text. He is straight, but also chooses to identify as a 'Mac 10 Choppa Wesson'. He also has the ability to steal anyone's girl or man. He will first get called a 'perv' for grabbing their ass, but then when they spread their legs, Samridh will insert.

Oh god (Samridh), Samridh is so hot! I wish I could be with him, but I'm out of his league! Samridh is so perfect and godly among us humans.

by samridhisgod November 29, 2020

Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009

simbian

assuming darwins theory that we evolved from apes a simbian is people who exhibit "monkey see monkey do" type attitudes as in "symbiosis" of other humans, copying and displaying the same attitudes, ideas and mannerisms of someone or a group of people

bros, bro-hoes, wiggas, gangstas,emo and metal heads are all examples of humans exhibiting simbian behaviour.

simian

by mmarockstarr June 3, 2009

similar nomenclature

The art of re-phrasing text or re-naming common objects by changing the words and components of words to synonyms or antonyms.

according to the rules of similar nomenclature Microsoft become Macrohard, ETC

by M. Athens May 13, 2005

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019