Shit Bucket

an item necessary for obtaining a high level within the BattleField franchise

Jeff: check out that guys level
Paul: i wonder if he's emptied his shit bucket

by yous a bitch nigga November 22, 2013

type shit

a way of saying "... shit like that"

A: What's inside that package
B: Just some plastic bags, paper ... type shit.

by XylaAlyx December 1, 2021

lost my shit

When you completely break down or lose control. Can be used positively or negatively.

"He tripped and fell into the pool and I totally lost my shit; I couldn't stop laughing."

"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."

by WTFuchs November 30, 2011

Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.

Every job I've been in

by Craig September 7, 2004

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019

Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.

Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.

by I soiled myself January 8, 2011

Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.

Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late

by Crippollo July 16, 2013