DarthKieduss's definitions

Potato Eater

A not real offensive but still derogatory to describe people of Irish blood.

Potato Eater...Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years, and half the population including half of my ancestors, died in the Great Potato Famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Look at Scotland's Haggis. Haggis is season lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a Potato Eater, but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole.

by DarthKieduss September 25, 2015

God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

by DarthKieduss September 3, 2014

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

by DarthKieduss September 1, 2015

Princess Snowflake

A hot yet utterly insufferable female triggered snowflake who ironically criticizes snowflakes. Tend to be partisan hacks.

Right-wing Princess Snowflake: Tomi Lahren, gets triggered when people protest police brutality and point out Trump's fallacies and incompetence.
Left-wing Princess Snowflake: Ana Kasparian, has unrational hatred of Trump-supporting women and thinks she's better than anyone else.

Tomi Lahren is the Princess Snowflake of Fox News.
Ana Kasparian is the Princess Snowflake of The Young Turks.
They both suck...

by DarthKieduss September 27, 2018

My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

by DarthKieduss April 7, 2014

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017