Bust a Nut

1) To be overcome with extreme anger and rage to the point where you bust another man's nuts with a baseball bat.
2) Ejaculate

I've been waiting 1,177 years to play the Xbox One! And if I don't get to play real soon, I'm gonna bust a nut!!!!

by DarthKieduss December 24, 2013

My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 01, 2014

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019

Fuck It

To give up or not give a shit

Ice-T: Looks like half-way through your sex change, your doctor just said 'Fuck it'.

by DarthKieduss September 05, 2013

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

by DarthKieduss September 01, 2015

God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

by DarthKieduss September 03, 2014