God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

by DarthKieduss September 04, 2014

Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

by DarthKieduss March 11, 2014

Princess Snowflake

A hot yet utterly insufferable female triggered snowflake who ironically criticizes snowflakes. Tend to be partisan hacks.

Right-wing Princess Snowflake: Tomi Lahren, gets triggered when people protest police brutality and point out Trump's fallacies and incompetence.
Left-wing Princess Snowflake: Ana Kasparian, has unrational hatred of Trump-supporting women and thinks she's better than anyone else.

Tomi Lahren is the Princess Snowflake of Fox News.
Ana Kasparian is the Princess Snowflake of The Young Turks.
They both suck...

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019

Fucked

#1: Past tense for sexual intercourse.
#2: In a God-awful situation
#3: When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.

#1: Yeah, I Fucked that girl.
#2: If a recession occurs before 2020, Donald Trumps is Fucked.
#3: *sees a comment calling the Nagasaki bomb a "giant rice cooker"*
Oh that's fucked...that is fucked.

by DarthKieduss September 04, 2019

My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

by DarthKieduss July 31, 2015