Princess Snowflake

A hot yet utterly insufferable female triggered snowflake who ironically criticizes snowflakes. Tend to be partisan hacks.

Right-wing Princess Snowflake: Tomi Lahren, gets triggered when people protest police brutality and point out Trump's fallacies and incompetence.
Left-wing Princess Snowflake: Ana Kasparian, has unrational hatred of Trump-supporting women and thinks she's better than anyone else.
Tomi Lahren is the Princess Snowflake of Fox News.
Ana Kasparian is the Princess Snowflake of The Young Turks.
They both suck...
by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018
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Fuck It

Ice-T: Looks like half-way through your sex change, your doctor just said 'Fuck it'.
by DarthKieduss August 03, 2013
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I'll be damned

The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...
by DarthKieduss June 05, 2017
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Fucked

#1: Past tense for sexual intercourse.
#2: In a God-awful situation
#3: When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.
#1: Yeah, I Fucked that girl.
#2: If a recession occurs before 2020, Donald Trumps is Fucked.
#3: *sees a comment calling the Nagasaki bomb a "giant rice cooker"*
Oh that's fucked...that is fucked.
by DarthKieduss September 04, 2019
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My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.
Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!
by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013
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Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.
"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."
by DarthKieduss July 31, 2015
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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 23, 2014
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