DarthKieduss's definitions

God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

by DarthKieduss September 3, 2014

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

by DarthKieduss September 1, 2015

Bust a Nut

1) To be overcome with extreme anger and rage to the point where you bust another man's nuts with a baseball bat.
2) Ejaculate

I've been waiting 1,177 years to play the Xbox One! And if I don't get to play real soon, I'm gonna bust a nut!!!!

by DarthKieduss December 24, 2013

My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

Fucked

#1: Past tense for sexual intercourse.
#2: In a God-awful situation
#3: When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.

#1: Yeah, I Fucked that girl.
#2: If a recession occurs before 2020, Donald Trumps is Fucked.
#3: *sees a comment calling the Nagasaki bomb a "giant rice cooker"*
Oh that's fucked...that is fucked.

by DarthKieduss September 4, 2019

I'll be damned

A way to express shock.

The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...

by DarthKieduss June 5, 2017

Why the Fuck Not?

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?

Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019