Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).

John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.

by Zeke489 May 6, 2009

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Shiffy

A mixture of Shweet and Spiffy, best of both worlds ya'know?

That was a shiffy movie!

by Teh W. Crack Fairy March 16, 2008

Shift

To french-kiss, make out, meet, score, flick, etc.

Rachel: Will you shift that guy over there?

Stacy: No.

Rachel: Why not, he's goodlooking!

Stacy: He's wearing a skeleton costume.

by whatthehellareyousaying July 22, 2009

shifflette

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.

We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.

by Philly Phil July 27, 2006

A-shift

a fire deptartment term for a shift, they work every 3rd day. smug little fuckers who think they are better than the other two shifts. They will use any excuse to inflate their heads cause they think the KOOL-AID they drink together makes them super firefighter. They tell how much training they do, but it involves coffee and the price is right.

I'd rather be a cop than an A-shifter.

God made A-shift to give the other 2 shifts a day off

B-shifter to an A-shifter- "so did you guys clean the truck?"

A-shifter- "NO! we where too busy drinking KOOL-AID! and we ran 2 calls so we where way to busy to take time to clean the truck!"

by C-Shift October 8, 2009

money shift

when shifting from 3rd gear to 4th gear and messing up and slipping it into 2nd.

I let my girlfriend drive my car but instead of backhanding it into 4th, she money shifted it and i had to backhand her.

by Michael Cohen November 21, 2007