schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Schliem

To spend money in an alarming fashion for no reason, usually with impaired thoughts due to alcoholism. Often, the person cannot recall where this money went.

I decided to schliem and buy a stripper for me and Brad tonight.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.

by Geoff Jenkins April 7, 2008

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

Lennon Schibetta

a badass, smelly hoe

Libby: Omg look at that person! They’re totally a Lennon Schibetta

by strawberry.shortCAKE August 27, 2020

schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina May 13, 2005

scheibler

One who gains another person's assets, monetary or otherwise, by means of trickery, deception, or other underhanded behavior. From the Latin root "scaebel" meaning "one who missapropriates through coercive behavior."

Dude, don't go into the ATM with Gavin because he's a noob and known to be a scheibler.

by Nigel C. Nuberton March 20, 2004