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shampoo

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”
Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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shampoozled

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.
Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.
by Nickp274 September 26, 2006
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shampoo orgy

When you run out of shampoo, and must use an assortment of free hotel-size shampoos (instead of a big glob of shampoo from a bottle).

Like a cereal orgy, but with shampoo.
I ran out of shampoo mid-shower last night, so I ran around the house, found some mini shampoos I stole from a Holiday Inn, and had a shampoo orgy.
by Graphhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!
Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?
by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019
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shampoo

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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shampoozled

the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible
you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!
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shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.
Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!
by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010
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