ruby rube

a pre teen with a 5 year old voice and 90 year old nipples her hairy nonce bruno records her shmiggle videos at 3 am with tuna pasta breath, many people think she’s an idol but she plays mineplex before her bedtime at 9pm her clothes are made of wash clothes that are crusty and has brunos cum on it

person 1: is that ruby rube?
person 2: no it’s RHUBARB RUPPLE
person 1: oh 3 am in bed with bruno
person 2: ughgggghhhhdhfhhfhd

by 3llie b4rry January 11, 2019

RUBE

Un-intelligent lacking in class, a rube is an Idiotic person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam. Most commonly identified as one THADEUS WEINTZEN OF ARLINGTON VIRGINIA. Rube's will occasionally call others :rube" to deflect embarrassment and ridicule from oneself in a vain attempt to be accepted by society.

Gosh darn thaddeus is a RUBE

by Jack of the Islands January 25, 2011

Rube Goldberg

(Verb) To slack off for 4 weeks on a school project while the competition works for the entire time straigt. The night before the project is due have one group member take it home put some crap together and barely make a working project, the next day, at the big competition between many schools, your project wins first place while the other groups project crashes and burns. Your project later falls apart on the bus ride home.

I totally pulled a Rube Goldberg out of my ass on that one, 1st place up in here.

by sander and drill April 19, 2006

rubbage

Large pieces of truck tire found in or along the side of the road. They are most commonly found on highways.

The rubbage was so thick driving up to Louisville, I swerved like a drunk on a cellphone trying to avoid it.

by Jason Flahardy May 5, 2006

rubay

a slang term For one to slap a hairy chode across ones face, whilst walking into the middle of a town centre drunk singing i'm still standing.

That lass over there seems to be a rubay one.

by rubay June 16, 2014

rube bait

Essentially diversionary social issues like abortion or gay marriage.

“The primary purpose of the GOP these days is to provide tax breaks and other financial advantages... to their wealthy donor base. All the rest of their platform, all the culture wars stuff, is simply rube bait.” -Mike Lofgren, author of The Party is Over (2012).

by See also Hunter S. Thompson October 1, 2019

cubix rube

Its a toy cube that is CoLoUrFuL and slides to make all sides 1 colour or absoluteley demented patterns;it has 6 sides and each side has a different colour, the colours usually being: pink, orange, white,blue, green and yellow (doesnt apply to the spin-offs) first made by a certain gang in a school because their pronunciation is s*it,
This rube comes from a rubix cube that serves no purpose other than to make people rage however, if someone can solve it... they are a smart-ass who is a nerd.

Person 1:Dude is that a cubix rube?

Person 2:No its a rubix cube.

Person 1:Nah I'm pretty sure that its a cubix rube.

Person 2:The fuck?

by blu_blu_kalina February 16, 2019