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Republican

American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)

Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)

Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes

then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"

Jack: Why, are you a republican?

Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 5, 2010
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Republican

1. A closed minded bastard that leeches from the poor and middle class workers!

2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!

3. Scandalous

4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!

5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!

6. lair (see Scandalous)
1. Damn Republicans took money out of are checks to give to corprate bastards!

2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!

3. What a scandalous person.

4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.

5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.

6. That lair.
by A extreme left-winger August 15, 2006
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Republican

Anyone who possesses a transparent navel. In order to navigate with your head up your ass, you must have a transparent navel.
I'm trying to see things from Dubya's point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass! He must have a transparent navel!
by Waheeb February 15, 2004
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Republicing

to fuck over those who have less than you do.
Trump is republicing the country.
by doug105 August 28, 2018
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Republicunt

A woman with political power who, in spite of having said power, hates feminists or actively seeks to limit the rights of other women. Most republicunts are of the Republican persuasion. Obviously.
Sarah Palin claims to be a feminist, but her stance on abortion clearly marks her as a republicunt.
by Mad_Hell October 20, 2008
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rapublican

A wordRepublican/word who is into hip-hop. Examples include Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice, and DJ Donny Rumsfeld. Usually uses hip hop terminology which was popular in the '80s but is no longer popular in the current hip hop scene.
Yo, word up my homies? The rapublicans be in the house! Down with OPP! What does "fo'shizzle" mean?
by Doc Sigma October 15, 2003
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Republicassault

The act of a conservative republican going on an illogical and often uninformed rant geared towards liberal democrats.
Man that guy just went on a republicassault against stem cell research what was his name ... Bill O'Reily
by grindcore667 August 4, 2009
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