When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.
My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.
by detIinv785 March 8, 2020
Get the Compassionate releasemug. The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out
Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?
by Scaryboi March 12, 2020
Get the releasing the dragonmug. A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.
by j@mbo February 10, 2021
Get the Release the Dronemug. To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
Get the Release the Webmug. when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
Get the snatch and releasemug.
Get the released a statementmug. I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.
by Zonal K September 28, 2019
Get the Beef releasemug.