pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)

“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

prostate cancer

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

front prostate

clitoris

taps needs a massage on her front prostate

by 51423 December 10, 2020

Plustache

A mustache that is more than just under the nose. It usually flows from the lips up the cheek, attached to the skin. This isn't your dad's handlebar mustache.

A regular mustache wasn't enough facial coverage for a guy like Steve, he required a plustache.

by imextroverted November 1, 2011

lil prostate

the coolest pussy fucking rapper who likes oprah

NIGGER lil prostate

by lil prostate bioat May 5, 2018