if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

Play Rape

Play Rape is a form of 'bedroom fun' that follows certain codes and conventions similar to the act of rape or surprise sex

Rules or guidelines:
1. The rapist is allowed to use any instrument they see fit in any orifice to their own will.

2. The rapee should be held or tied down depending on location.

3. The act must be to extent sexual violence and the rapist earns right to penetrate any orifice.

4. If the rapist feels need he can gag the rapee.

5. And finally do not ask questions through the act i.e. 'Can I ram this bottle up your cunt'

REMEMBER:
- The act of rape is mainly about sex. Violence is allowed if and only if both parties agree before hand.

- Come up with a safe word incase the act becomes to intense.

- Agree terms of play rape before the rape. Any orifice the rapee does not wish to be penetrated and instruments not to be used should be arranged beforehand.

- This is supposed to be fun so ensure both rapist and rapee are comfortable with whats happening.

- Always play safe. Use a condom!

by ContradictionPersonified August 25, 2009

Play Clothes

Clothes that are specifically used for game participation or play activities only. Play clothes should not be restrictive, for it can come between you and the fun time. Not to be worn in any other situation.

I was using the hoola hoop in my play clothes to maintain my focus.

by simple fun July 16, 2010

play starcraft

To have sex with a korean woman, because starcraft is commonly associated with korean people.

I'm going to my girlfriend's house to 'play starcraft' tonight.

by wangalangaliciousman October 7, 2010

Playboy Bar

Its the most amazing server on discord with the dankest cunts and autistic people you can find on the internet.

Yo John did u see what the fuck were they doing in Playboy Bar.

by KakiAQ November 19, 2020

crummed the play

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.

I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.

by Gimbo is all in. February 25, 2008

Redbank Triple Play

A sexual act that involves having anal sex followed by vagina sex followed by oral sex. The penis can not be cleaned between hole insertions. This act allows the woman to taste herself and her man. And the man has the pleasure of all three holes of his partner.

Samantha and John really enjoyed watching the braves turn a triple-play during their weekend trip to atlanta. This motivated them to try the Redbank Triple Play when they got back to their RV.

by heimlichschlonge March 17, 2010