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pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies
Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!
by R Seater March 18, 2017
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Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
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Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
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pity chunky

When someone gives you a chunky chipsahoy cooky out of pity.
person a : man heres a chunky cookie
person b: i dont want your pity chunky!!
by Marvin The Monster January 9, 2020
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pity grand

1. The thousand dollars given to people on Wheel of Fortune who don't solve any puzzles.
2. Any reward, award, or recognition going to someone in a competition who has not actually earned it.
The boy who placed last in the competition got a "participant" trophy as his pity grand.
by gtricky May 12, 2014
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pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day
Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!
by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011
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Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.
"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"
by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012
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