Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam March 02, 2016

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 07, 2011

Pity titty

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."

by Bari123 February 13, 2018

Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.

Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.

by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022

pity blow

A blow job that is given out of pity for a person. Often this comes from a place of love and care.

"He was so sad last week so I gave him a pity blow"

"That's so kind of you, what a lucky guy"

by Bye-anca September 10, 2015

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 30, 2015

Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.

Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"

by Bonebaby February 05, 2019