Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

Negative Nazi

A person who authoritatively strikes down anything you say that is positive often with the use of sarcasm or downright speaking like an a**hole

Hey look at that Negative Nazi over there he's making everyone feel like s***.

by AvsSqueek October 13, 2011

Negative Nigel

Someone who dislikes a person or thing for no apparent reason, just as a stuck up British man named Nigel would be. The Negative Nigel has most likely never met or at least tried to talk to the person, or tried the thing or event that he judges so much. In general, the Negative Nigel is just negative about a lot of things, more than a Negative Nancy. In fact, Negative Nancy actually learned from Negative Nigel after they were together.

Tyler doesn't like Brandon because Tyler just doesn't like him.

Hey Tyler, let's go riding!

Ok well I hope that Brandon dude isn't there.
Why?
He's annoying.
Why is he annoying?
He just is.
But you haven't even met him...

Tyler is therefore a Negative Nigel.

by jdub289f October 30, 2013

Negative skill

Attempting to perform an elaborate skill but failing at this task

Glen attempted to get past gavin by using skill but this resulted in negative skill

by fassiej March 21, 2015

negative headcount

Another aspect of negative headcount is when an employee is so toxic that other employees leave in order to get away from them.

Adam was so old school he was constantly making misogynistic and racist statements. That's the primary reason Eve gave for leaving. So Adam is a -1 negative headcount.

by S1KRR March 16, 2017

Negative Six

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

by trapstick March 17, 2021

Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?

Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do

by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022