Mother-in-Law Fucker.
When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
Get the MILF mug.by j schaffer December 13, 2008
Get the milf mug.Related Words
MIDLF
• midlife crisis
• milf hunter
• midlands
• milf day
• Midlothian
• Milfer
• midf
• milfalicious
• MILF Dud
A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records
Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.
They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.
They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)
And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.
They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.
They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)
And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.
by Marshall D. August 31, 2007
Get the fair to midland mug.by Nat_da_STAR March 6, 2007
Get the MILF mug.Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.
by iwannadoher April 12, 2006
Get the milf mug.
This term was introduced with the inception of the Eddie James All-Negro All-Stars in 1937. Originally used to refer to the chronic effects of a disasterous flim-flam, it later became used to describe Eddie's wife, Heather, who had slept with most of the band.
It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.
It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.
by chickunmen March 29, 2007
Get the milf mug.