engineering major 

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.

Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.

engineering major by Clearly written by an engineer February 16, 2012

Moral Majority 

A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.

The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.

Moral Majority by junk food for the brain April 22, 2005

major key 

Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.

Major Key - Trust no one

Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.

major key by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016

history major 

One of the only true majors out there. One of the only majors where you receive a real education. All "great" people had some knowledge of history. An opposite of this major would be a Business Administration Major. One does not necessarily have to become a history teacher upon graduation. Hell, a history major without much direction could become that business major's boss someday.

Oh, you're a Business major? What you're still taking ESL classes? No, not all history majors become teachers.

history major by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Major Tom 

It is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.

After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"

It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."

Credit u/Lemiius

I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom.

Major Tom by Peanuts and the Gang June 30, 2019

drum major 

A person who conducts a marching band or drum corp that is not the director.

Example: She used to be a drum major but now she marchs.

drum major by OnePiecePirate October 13, 2003

Majolical 

A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".

"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"

"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"

Majolical by Reginauld Hooterschmee December 3, 2006