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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
by 459395 February 17, 2022
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Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!
Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!
by Mahrufur February 28, 2024
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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
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I’m higher than a leap jeep

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.
Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep

Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023
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Lambo Leap

A bad ass, who falls for girls with goldfishes.
has teddy bear swagger
Hey girl i'm really digging you, but i have a goldfish sweetie, Fuck it i lambo leap girl
by Lamboleap September 30, 2010
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