Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon

"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"

by Truth March 14, 2005

Italian virgin

An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.

Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.

BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.

GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!

BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.

by Shrimphead March 11, 2011

Italian

The sworn immortal enemies of Dr. Atkins

New York

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004

italian migration

The movement of Italian people to Brooklyn where the first generation Italian-Americans are born followed by the movement of those first generations to Staten Island where the second generations are born followed by the movement of the first generations and the second generations to either Florida or New Jersey.

Yeah, my parents are from Brooklyn.

by Italian And Damn Proud of It September 9, 2004

olive garden italian

A fake italian person who does not know how to cook real italian food and has to go to Olive Garden, which has terrible italian food. Also any italian who does not follow the italian traditions.

Joe-Hey want some italian food tonight,we can make some sauce together?
Maria-Sure, but lets go out, how about Olive Garden, its good food.
Joe-No its terrible, your such an Olive Garden italian

by Ann Maria November 4, 2007

italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.

"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."

by Zac C June 9, 2005

italian shower

The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.

"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"

Also, See Nick Cordella

by Devantoucher April 30, 2005