Innocent-Not-Really

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.

I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Incentive Zero

'Incentive Zero' is a term which conceptually captures the utter nonsense of apocalypse as an incentive

'All we need is incentive zero and all the bad guys go away so we can start over again and be saved'

'My revolutionary platform requires incentive zero for success'

'Bro, incentive zero is something lazy people use when they can't figure out the difficult problems and don't want to try'

by cbabel August 23, 2019

Innocent

Emily Kreek.

“You know that one innocent girl?” “Ya that’s Emily kreek”

by Kateyoumans October 2, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

innocentkiller

E-girl who loves her simp bf.
A.K.A a cunt.

Did you hear about InnocentKiller's promotion?
Yeah, fucking bitch took my nitro and left.

by Cumometwice April 30, 2020

innocential worker

An innocent and essential employee, placed at serious risk of viral infection in their workplace.

Customers refused to wear masks, citing their 'freedom', unconcerned with the lives of the innocential workers who had no choice but to serve them.

by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020

Innocent

Never having done anything wrong in your life. Only animals are innocent in the true sense of the word. Innocent is used too often to describe people who are wrongly accused, jailed, or imprisoned, when the reality is innocent is a word that only applies to the animal kingdom. Not guilty of the charge a person is jailed or imprisoned for applies to the matter of someone getting jailed or imprisoned for something they did not do, not guilty of a charge is not the same as never having done anything wrong in your life. Someone who's been in jail or prison for something they didnt do is still human, and therefore has done some form of wrongdoing in their life, even if it's not what they were charged with or detained/imprisoned for.

No human is innocent in the way that an animal is, that doesn't mean every human is guilty of every charge they've been jailed or imprisoned for, there is such a thing as not being guilty of a charge, without being innocent of any and all wrongdoing in a person's life, though the justice system doesn't seem to allow for much gray area on the matter. Innocent is used too often to replace not guilty, when really there are differences. Not guilty is simply not guilty of what you're charged with. Not being guilty of a murder charge and being imprisoned for it anyway doesn't mean you didnt steal candy a few times before you turned 10, it just means you're not guilty of what you're charged with. The difference between that and innocence is an innocent being has never stolen candy or done anything wrong, which is why innocent only applies to animals.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020