iPad

A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be a terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad'
'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

by jc_sed8d March 1, 2010

Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

iParanoia

when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly

Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though

by broadway bobby February 16, 2009

IPACnish

Marine Corps slang used to describe something very slow and stupid.

Paul: Well, i am trying to get you those papers you asked for but I misplaced them and it's time to go to chow, come back tomorrow.
Josh: You are fat and that's vintage IPACnish

by Slow Poke and the Fan Boys July 19, 2011

ipath

the best damn shoes in the world. unlike stinky phat farms that are stinky and look like poo. i paths are a skate shoe that are good for skating and do not look like poo.

i gat the ipath guru

by matt lynett December 5, 2003

Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

iPants

iPants are a metaphor for Apple fanboys' virtual excitement

Dude, that new iPad really tightens my iPants!

by dysangel83 April 20, 2010