Definitions by awsomecolin

tiktard 

a tiktard is a retard who uses tiktok as their main source of information (that is usually made the fuck up and false)

person: dude what the fuck the minecraft creeper was made by accident
tiktard: no omg noo !! the minecraft creeper was made by jeb as a prank creepypastaeidmekejddyhffhgdhds
person: what the fuck are you saying where did you even get this information from
tiktard: someone on tiktok told me!
person: you’re a fucking tiktard
(persons comment about tiktards is deleted by tiktok automods)

tiktard by awsomecolin March 8, 2024

pizzajohnnyguy 

Johnny is no ordinary space kicker, infact, he has an amazing thirst for pizza! He first discovered this when he went to the Twin Towers on September 10th 2001, and he had a very good yummy Pizza Hut pizza! His best buddies are Awsome (me) Gummybees, and of course TacoAdamDude

PizzaJohnnyGuy is so awesome

pizzajohnnyguy by awsomecolin March 2, 2023

Alzheimer’s 

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.

Alzheimer’s by awsomecolin January 4, 2023

SlopNChop 

The horniest person on Urban Dictionary, his definitions usually involve people named Chad and Kiersten. He’s pretty odd.

SlopNChop is so fucking horny all the time and he writes so many sexual definitions

SlopNChop by awsomecolin December 30, 2022

omoriboy 

a dude who wanks and plays old videogames and lives in an infinite white void

“Im Omoriboy and I fap and play old videogames”

omoriboy by awsomecolin November 26, 2022

Omori 

A dude who faps and plays old video games

“Hi im Omori and i fap and play old videogames”

Omori by awsomecolin November 26, 2022

Normal iPad Kid 

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

Normal iPad Kid by awsomecolin July 18, 2022