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Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.
Don't even go near him with that laptop, he's an iPaddict.
ipaddict by pages2type April 6, 2010
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one who uses the Apple iPad at least twice a day and downloads apps, both free and paid ones like there's no tomorrow. these people will often complain when people leave smudges on the iPad screen and will also complain when they're away from the device.
Man 1: Dude, can I play Plants vs. Zombies on your iPad?

Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!

Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
ipaddict by wpk914 July 8, 2010
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A person who touches their ipad first thing after they wake up and last thing before they go to sleep. What denotes an ipaddict is their unwillingness to share their geeky electronic device with friends or family. This possesive behavior can be due to a fear that the device will be harmed or simple separation anxiety.
Friend: "Wow, that thing looks cool - can I play with it for a little while?"

Ipaddict: "No, its mine and I don't want anyone else touching it."
ipaddict by Chase1234 October 14, 2010

iAddicted 

Addicted to your smartohone or iDevice. Always checking or updating your facebook or twitter accounts from you iPhone, Ipod or droid.
Jim: Is sally metting us at the bar?

Steve: She is so iAddicted that she facebooked that she will be there, what band was playing, what the special were and and even posted a picture of the weather forcast.
iAddicted by leprechaun311 October 20, 2011
That one guy who is glued to his phone, at the gym, when his wife is in labor, his son's wedding, and his death bed
Oh my God! that guy is such an iAddict, all he does is look at his phone
iAddict by MJ #23 May 4, 2016
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