ipaddict

Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.

Don't even go near him with that laptop, he's an iPaddict.

ipaddict by pages2type April 6, 2010

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ipaddict

one who uses the Apple iPad at least twice a day and downloads apps, both free and paid ones like there's no tomorrow. these people will often complain when people leave smudges on the iPad screen and will also complain when they're away from the device.

Man 1: Dude, can I play Plants vs. Zombies on your iPad?

Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!

Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.

ipaddict by wpk914 July 8, 2010

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ipaddict

A person who touches their ipad first thing after they wake up and last thing before they go to sleep. What denotes an ipaddict is their unwillingness to share their geeky electronic device with friends or family. This possesive behavior can be due to a fear that the device will be harmed or simple separation anxiety.

Friend: "Wow, that thing looks cool - can I play with it for a little while?"

Ipaddict: "No, its mine and I don't want anyone else touching it."

ipaddict by Chase1234 October 14, 2010

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iAddicted

Addicted to your smartohone or iDevice. Always checking or updating your facebook or twitter accounts from you iPhone, Ipod or droid.

Jim: Is sally metting us at the bar?

Steve: She is so iAddicted that she facebooked that she will be there, what band was playing, what the special were and and even posted a picture of the weather forcast.

iAddicted by leprechaun311 October 20, 2011

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iAddict

That one guy who is glued to his phone, at the gym, when his wife is in labor, his son's wedding, and his death bed

Oh my God! that guy is such an iAddict, all he does is look at his phone

iAddict by MJ #23 May 4, 2016

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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