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iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.
I cannot believe the amount of iPause time I waste on a typical commute.
iPause by rivetrod April 23, 2012
Word of the Day on April 30, 2012
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Verb- The act of having to pause ones portable music player to enable them to hear what another is saying to them.
Derek- "So, mike was trying to talk to me while I had my headphones in."
Justin- "Oh, thats the worst."
Derek- "Yeah, I had to iPause... I was pissed."
Justin- "Yeah, I bet... I hate when someone interrupts my music!"
iPause by Shawn_Stunner February 25, 2010

iPauseworthy 

Something worth pausing one's iPod (or other portable music player, such as a Walkman or portable CD player) in order to hear more clearly.
The busker playing a sitar in the subway station was totally iPauseworthy.
iPauseworthy by onshi May 5, 2006

ipadsexual 

ipadsexual is an attraction to ipads!
i,e: You see her over there? She is ipadsexual . She wants to fuck an IPad.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026