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Greg

(Noun)
A small penis

(Verb)
To have your penis shrunk by lack of use
Billy has a Greg

Billy uses his dick so little, it has gone Greg.
by moop1@1 April 28, 2008
mugGet the Gregmug.

Gregged

Invented by two bored college students whilst they where suppost to be working and soon it spread around the college.

To load an inappropriate picture of old Greg (From the Mighty Boosh) onto someones computer screen whilst they have left the computer unattened (or are distracted)how ever this may result in them greging you back.
Example 1 # "You've just been Gregged MOTHER LICKER!!!"

Example 2 # (person being gregged) "oh wtf is THISSSS!!"

(the Greger) "you been Gregged mate"
Go on this link if you want a perfect example of being Gregged:
http://api.ning.com/files/IjBsBhchiAWZKP4e-l5Z3kOlFSssqVR9wmtE5JWvgCxZnKscivnYFQn5kBruO-kJZJfqnlP0lOUz-WckfGjMPamoDsz3WNDv/Old_Gregg.jpg
by Im Old Greg! April 13, 2009
mugGet the Greggedmug.

On Greg

Greg is a freak who needs to find a different lunch table.
by MuskiePride3 November 13, 2019
mugGet the On Gregmug.

Greg

A person who throws up after/during every party where people are getting intoxicated. Even if there isn't any alcohol around he'll find a way to vomit all over your mom's expensive Persian rug.
P1: What happened to my mom's Persian rug?

P2: Looks like Greg pulled a fast one.

P1: But it was only my sister's sixth birthday.. My dad was the only one with alcohol and all he had was a glass of wine!

P2: Greg always finds a way...
by Chestertonsvilleshire April 21, 2009
mugGet the Gregmug.

Greg

Wow I think Greg is kinda nice
by Greg Norman December 25, 2016
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Greg

Greg is someone who will talk a girl up and then use her. known to sleep with girls and then date them for a few months only to find another girl to call her and bitch her out. He usually likes it in the ass and is a cowardly pussy.
by ak47bitch June 3, 2009
mugGet the Gregmug.

a greg

-Dude wana go outside and have a greg.
-No bra i smoked a whole pack last night and my lungs told me that they were moving out.
-Word
by Randy12345 January 18, 2010
mugGet the a gregmug.

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