goonami

(Modified from Tsunami)
To ejaculate mass quantities of semem.

Man, it had been so long since I was laid. I blasted her with a goonami!

by Engrey November 10, 2008

Goonba

Someone who possesses simultaneously the qualities of a goon (i.e. ridiculous, stupid behavior and annoying tendencies) and those of a Goomba (easy to step all over, small and kind of annoying)

What a goonba. I hate that kid.

by Cristoooo July 14, 2009

goonage

having goon like qualities or sumthing that is amusing or entertaining

knocking someone out is goonage

by jhoare December 22, 2008

Goon Fountain

An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.

Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk

Or

Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?

by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013

Re-goon-ion

Much like a reunion, the re-goon-ion or regoonion is where a group of friends or associates organize to meet each other to commemorate a previous event, although with much more 'goon' than usual.

Wingus: "Hey Dingus, did you hear about the regoonion tomorrow on South Lawn?"
Dingus: "naaaaah, whats happening?"
Wingus: "Everyones meeting up and shit."
Dingus: "I thought the reunion wasnt till later"
Wingus: "Yeah but this is the re-GOON-ion"
Dingus: "What's the difference?"
Wingus: "Theres gonna be lots more goon than usual."
Dingus: "Ohhhh, k"

by Slut Leader #3 March 12, 2007

noon goon

A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used in a demeaning way.

Glad we're gettin' outta here, all the noon goons are showing up.

Fuck man an entire clan of noon goons just piled out of their SUV.

by mywhat May 20, 2009

Goon

Cheap wine. Often comes in a 4 Litre Cask for around $10 Australian dollars.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.

"What else can get you fucked for $2.50AUD?"
"That is sum nasty ass goon."

by Diego August 29, 2003