goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016

Goony

A Goony is a rock of any size from a grain of sand to uluru. Goonys are usually hard, round, sometimes a heavy (if large) obect that maybe thrown. Goonys can be found in creek beds, in and on the ground , at the beach and basically were ever.

Oi cunt stop throwing Goonys at me they hurt. Another example: i went ass up the other day of a massive pile of Goonys

by Thischick09 May 19, 2016

Goopy Banana

A recently ejaculated half flaccid penis removed from a condom.

After bob removed his penis, he asked if i wanted a goopy banana for desert.

by AKW-DB July 13, 2018

Goofy ass bitch

Someone who falls asleep with they clown outfit and makeup on (Rosa)

You see that goofy ass bitch

Rosa or Micheal?
Both bitch

by Azurie bright September 12, 2019

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020