Fattoo

An overweight, shouty, obnoxious, tattooed mother of equally loud, naughty kids. Usually with henpecked, obedient husband in tow. Husband still dresses like a teenager. The Fattoo still dresses as she did when she was 10 stone lighter.
Vest tops, tattooed arms on show, bangles and bracelets, fat legs.

Asda is full of Fattoos on a saturday afternoon.

What's that noise? "oh that's the Fattoo next door shouting at her kids again.

by dstacey102 October 12, 2017

Fattew Qweef

A overgrown lard boy who is also referred to as fat and gay. Most of the Tews tend to get girls pregnant then fall in love this may then result in mood swings and noticeable downer on there vocals.

Fattew qweef you are such a overgrown cunt why did you kill me ~ OG-_-W1nterburn(2021)

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

fattestwilly

fattestfilly is cool

fattestwilly is cool

by shitoff August 2, 2021

fattly raw

When someone is so good at something beyond the word “raw” they are then considered fattly raw.

“ No way he just did that”.
“He’s fattly raw”!!!

by JV Rard October 30, 2021

FATTO REAL

"FATTO REAL" also known as "FATTORIA"
It is an exclamation of agreement.

Mostly used when you're totally agree with something.

X:"This beer taste really good!"
Y:"Fatto real!!"

by G-Karell November 26, 2021

Fattest Shit

When you have literaly been needing to shit and it comes out so fast and the peice of shit/turd is so big.

"Boy, when I got home last night, trust me, I had to take the fattest shit ever.

by Anonymous439227 December 19, 2022

Fattasium

When a very obese man wants to eat the ass of another man, while getting penetrated by another man.

Oliver, would you like to Fattasium?

by realestrealestreal August 25, 2023