Failschool

Anything that really sucks.

I was totally failschool at bowling today.

Smoking is failschool.

Failschool. (upon watching someone drop their pudding, etc.)

by Mingolando March 9, 2009

bonnie fails

when a member of the female sex does:
-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch
-fails at figuring out doors
-misspells her last name

"Ooo! I WANT SOUR KIDS PATCH!!"

"I'm Bonnie Cha."
often followed by: "Wow, Bonnie fails."

by bonniewins February 18, 2009

failsense

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.

a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.

by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008

failty

combination of the word (s): fail, frail, faulty, and fatality

1.characterized by the onset of repeated imaging focusing on the object of your persecutions demise by fantastical means, usually brought on by the failure to develop a; spine, or balls, or the courage to stand up for yourself

a. coping mechanism

2. Paranoid Delusion

3. (a) Worthless Person(s)

portrayed accurately in the made for t.v. series "Ally Mcbeal"

"you're fuckin failty...."
"I had a failty moment, and when I came to, I halfway expected him to still be decapitated"
"I was feelin pretty failty and almost died"

by WelcometoDylanD February 4, 2010

Failture

lol@ mousey looking for this.. dummy

mousey is a failture @ life

by crumb October 10, 2004

failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011