Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

by rickabone January 26, 2011

facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011

facesource

Verb: To use Facebook and Facebook friends as your primary source of news, information, and events.

I'm giving up on Google and Wikipedia and am going to facesource everything I need to know

by Fuzzy logic December 9, 2014

Japanese FaceShield

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

by JillsDog May 1, 2011

Faceslam

When you reject a friend request on Facebookor any other social network cite.

1. I hate that bitch...FACESLAM!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Facist

A subculture of racism, instead of classifying people by race, the facist judges people by how attractive he/she finds the face of other people. It is not to be confused with "fascist" which is extreme idiotic loyalty to an imaginary state which may or may not exist.

A: Dude, that guy is really cool.

B: No, i don't like how he looks, he must be dumb.

A: B, you are so facist.

by Adam Xiao August 1, 2007