yo-yo dieting

the act of repeatedly gaining and losing weight

If you keep yo-yo dieting like that you will never get you cholesterol down to the level you intend.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009

Diet Fresca

(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act nearly synonymous with a Fresca, but the female partner is of a smaller size than the male partner.

(n) "I'll take a Diet Fresca on the rocks" or "Diet Fresca tickles my throat"

(v) "I met this guy last night that I would love to Diet Fresca" or "We Diet Frescaed on your mom's breakfeast table"

(adj) "Only two words can describe that girl, Diet Fresca" or "That man has a bubble butt that is so Diet Fresca"

by dj jsizzle July 8, 2010

aspen diet

When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.

Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!

by deerdles November 6, 2007

blowjob diet

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

by bishmcbishopson July 4, 2008

Diet

A form of torture, hence "Die" with a "t" at the end

Oh man, I shouldn't be eating so much ice cream, I'm gonna have to go on a diet.

by superblackeagle January 27, 2008

Michael Phelps diet

When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.

Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.

Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"

Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."

by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009

Diet Dr. Pepper

1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.

3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.

4) Also known as DDP.

My God in heaven; Diet Dr. Pepper is amazing. If only they had it in every country in the world, all of humanity would hold hands and sing Kumbai-a.

Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!

Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.

by Dan Weissman and Maria too February 15, 2006