Drinkers Pocket

you go out for a good clubbing / drinking session with alot of notes. Every time you go to the bar you pull out a note to pay with. 'Drinkers Pocket' is what you have the next morning when you put on the trousers you had on the night before. or search trough them to find your cash

last night i went out with £100. ordered a fair few drinks, the next morning i checked my pockets, i had "drinkers Pocket with around £25-£30 left all in £1, 50p and other coins.

by Matt2210 June 8, 2010

Drinkerneting

Surfing the internet while drinking or drunk. Usually results in poor decision making in regards to social networking, online shopping and giving out personal email addresses or information.

We were drinkerneting on friday night and took me til monday to recover, when I discovered I'd posted dirty messages on facebook, ordered 6 dozen 'buddy jesus' figurines and was getting emails and phone calls from Nigeria...
And boy was my keyboard sticky.

by SezJoy January 26, 2011

Drinkerize

To be tricked into completing a task by being promised an alcoholic beverage.

I was invited out for drinks by my coworkers and when I arrived, I realized that it was really a planning meeting. I was drinkerized.

by Akwordmaker2 March 25, 2011

dinker-dork

To go and do something, but your not sure what until you start.

To have the urge to start something new, in a different location than where you currently are, but you won't know what it is until you stand there and think of what to do.

"I'm gonna go out to the shop and dinker-dork."

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: I'm gonna go dinker-dork outside.

Girlfriend: Whatcha goin to do today?
Boyfriend: I'm gonna dinker-dork in the garage.

by Idaho Fisher March 20, 2013

Drinkers guilt

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.

"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"

by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

drinkers regret

Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldn’t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.

Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.

Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.

Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.

by sleepfan May 3, 2014

drinkernetting

the act of getting drunk and finishing the internet. this is when you find all the stupid shit you find hilarious that all of your friends will be pissed that you sent them the link, or you are watching porn

check this out - i was just drinkernetting and i found this sweet video of katy perry. and it has kittenz!

by ruhl November 24, 2014