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Dildo Rhino

A girl that sticks a suction-cup dildo to her forehead in order to ram it up another girl's kooch or butthole
Yo' those two girls from the club were crazy freaky! When I got them home one of them went dildo rhino and served it to the other chick!!!
by Mercuryman1976 December 1, 2011
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Hydra Dildo

A 3-headed dragon dildo.
Go get fucked in your anus with a hydra dildo.
by #fuckyou October 8, 2015
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Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by a particularly dedicated avoidance of anything that could function as a dildo coupled with intrusive recollections of bad dildo experiences, sometimes to the point of becoming entirely celibate.
I knew that he was suffering somehow, much more than he let on, and so as I quickly grabbed the cucumber at the market, I saw him flinch and this led me to surmise that he was likely suffering with a bad case of Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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dildocake

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult
She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!
by probie November 15, 2005
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Frozen shit dildo

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
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dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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