Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.

"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.

by A$$holius March 30, 2015

Dilan

Stupid spastic which has a mirror in her hand for 24/7 and won’t stop laughing

Me: hi dilan
Dilan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

by Jsndjwbdishd November 3, 2018

dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.

Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.

by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007

Delontaye

A super sexy, wonderful, well dressed dude who has an attitude that will blow you out of the water! He's down for his woman, and if one of the most caring people you will ever meet. He smokes wayy too much weed, and loves cookies when he gets high... especially lemon cookies ... He loves coogi, and coochie ... and he's all mine.

Did you see that guy, his name is Delontaye and he is fine as shyt.

Delontaye has the sexiest lil accent i've ever heard.

everyone wants to fuck delontaye's fine ass.

by His Wifey Type February 7, 2010

Dîlan

Dîlan has the most beautiful personality you can find, she has natural beauty that no one can replace, Dilan can play hard to get when it comes to relationships, and if she has a crush on someone all she will think about is that special person, she definitely has a few secret admirers, Dilan tends to fall in love with her bestfriend, she is the most loyal girl out there she can keep not only secrets but she can also keeps friendships , if someone does her dirty she might put on a smile but deep down shes hurting , if someone assumes things that arent true then good luck because shes gonna tell you things you do not want to hear, Dilan can be seen as beautiful, nice hair , funny personality, if you have Dilan as your bestfriend then you are one lucky human

Hey that girl must be dîlan

by H93 August 17, 2018

Delonte West

Delonte West was born 1980 in Cologne, Germany. He moved to Greece where he played basketballs at 13 years old for 5 years. He became a 3×champion, 2x M.V.P, Most improved, 2x all star M.V.P and defensive player. He was drafted first by the lakers where he was the star player for 2 years averaged 26.8 ppg, 7.9 apg, 1.6 spg, 0.6 blocks and 6.7 rpg. He then join Lebron and the cavs and lead them to a conference finals in 2015 and later got head from gloria. On the cavs he averaged 30.2 ppg, 8.5 apg , 7.2 rpg, 2 spg, 1.6 bpg and got Mvp and defensive player. After Lebron find out about his mom and gloria he cried like mj aka a bitch. Delonte west lebron stepfather was blackballed by the nba but be came a chinese dictator and best friends with rodman who also molested lebron as a 6 year old. Delonte also became the richest olive man with a networth of jordan and lebitch put together. He cemented his legacy as G.O.A.T after his career getting 7 rings and is known to bite.

Yo lebron there goes yo paps getting sloppy sloppy from gloria. Delonte west already cuffed that get ready for leshaun west

by Homelessgun October 6, 2020

dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.

Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!

by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004