Dehotp

An ancient three-headed god that can answer any questions. When speaking, the three heads speak one word at a time to form full sentences. They end each sentence with the phrase "Dehotp Has Spoken." Some dehotps have bias opinions, such as:

Rehotp - the Republican Dehotp
Gayhotp - the Gay Dehotp
Guihotp - Jersey Shore Dehotp
Mehotp - Conceited Dehotp
Shehotp - the Feminist Dehotp
Wehotp - the Communist Dehotp
Gleehotp - the Pop Culture Television Musicals Dehotp
Teehotp - the Golf Dehotp
Feehotp - the Economic Dehotp
Ptohed - the Palindromic Dehotp

There are 37 known species of Dehotps.

When a group of three Dehotps are brought together to give their views and opinions, it is calleed a Threehotp.

Q: Dehotp, what is the meaning of life?

Dehotp Head 1: The
DH2: meaning
DH3: of
DH1: life
DH2: is
DH3: very
DH1: simply
DH2: to

DH3: live
DH1: life
DH2: meaningfully.
DH3: DEHOTP
DH1: HAS

DH2: SPOKEN.

by 37Years January 20, 2011

Demotarian

n. member of the left leaning Progressive Democratic Party who also holds dear the Libertarian Party values of self-determination and self-responsibility whilst also recognising life is rarely a continuous, straight upward climb and, if a safety net is required, it should be there for those who need it!

Not to ever be confused with Blue Dog Conservative Democrat. These are DINOs (democrats in Name Only) who espouse common sense but practise and embrace far right corporate dominance policies.

The Demotarian, recognising the difficult economy, was completely for the extension of unemployment beyond 99 weeks and against privatisation of prisons and schools.

by ukprogressive June 29, 2011

decoto

Decoto is in the eastside of Union City,Ca , it is also right next to Newark and Fremont. Decoto is a territory marked by nortenos, their is a McDonalds in Decoto where blacks get jumped by nortenos so if you are black i dont recomend going there. Decoto became famouse because of the rappers that come from there, such as speedy loc and many other great Norteno rappers.

decoto is a territory in eastside union city, ca. it is bigger then it's other counterpart in westside union city, ca. old alvarado.

by jdela1716 April 15, 2008

Promotion demotion

When the boss needs somebody to do a bullshit job such as a task force or any form of employee committee, but doesn't actually have a real charter for it. Since he can't staff it fulltime, he insists being asked is an honor and volunteers you to work after hours and weekends. The task is usually designated a "special project" with all kinds of BS hoopla. It usually involves no additional pay and little recognition. WTF?!

“Hey Shawn. Did you hear Rachel just received a promotion demotion from her corporate office today? The dumb bitch was so excited she didn’t realize all it meant was more work and zero compensation.”

by rachel_atl1 March 26, 2009

Demote

(n) Someone who receives constant bad beats after another.

I keep getting demoted after one thing to another.

by MOOKED February 11, 2006

demotivate

To reduce the motivation of an employee, or a group of employees.

p1: Dude - what's wrong.
p2: Ever since Nick was promoted, I feel so demotivated.

by that_guy2 August 18, 2009

Home Depotpourri

The beguiling smell of a Home Depot. The strongest notes are fresh cut lumber, lawn fertilizer, and WD-40.

The ladies seem to dig it when I burn a candle scented with Home Depotpourri.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2015