Cyberchondria

When one become so obsessed with medical websites on the internet that they diagnose themselves with certain illnesses that more often then not they don't have, thus making the situation worse.

My cyberchondriac episode in May left me with thousands in unnecessary medical fees.

by Liquid October 4, 2004

Cyber Docking

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.

Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.

by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011

Minge Cable

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.

Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.

by Tom Bowler April 8, 2009

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

cyber perv

A Cyber Perv = an extremely common sexual being that lives on the internet. A Cyber Perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time...over a computer screen? You may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, I am speaking the truth.

A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.

In order to find a “victim” the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in “Any young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAM” In non-cyber perv language, this means. “Are there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?” If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of all…
I’m not a dirty slut for you to take advantage of…DIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!

"I nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv"
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."

by Becca Spears :) December 12, 2008

cyber cafe

A cyber cafe is a place where asians, and lonely white men go to play popular pc games.

Cyber cafe asian #1: la ho ma, diu lai ma DOTA DOTA DOTA!
Cyber cafe asian #2: lallalalala noobie white man play diablo 2, kekkekke
cyber cafe asian #3: I cant play right now im updating my xanga profile

by Azamat Bagatov November 10, 2008

Cyber Police

Cyber Police is something made up by a Dad because they didnt teach there daughter how to use the internet. Whis is actually called the prosecutor's office.

1.A bunch of trolls are going to get there ass beat by the Cyber Police with there Cyber batons and Cyber tazers.

2.Troll:"Run! its the Cyber Police!"
Troll 2:"My computer is too slow!"
Troll 2:"Ah! They hit me with ther Cyber tazers!"

by Mr Goli July 17, 2010