Crumpet

Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.

Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.

by FannyMay August 29, 2009

crumpet

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.

man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!

by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009

Tea and crumpets

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.

Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way

by Jessica S. March 27, 2003

The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom

A.K.A. The Best Damn Band In Chippenham College. Known for such classics as "Walnut" and "Yum, Yum, Someone else's food"

"Hey, have you heard of The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom?"
"No..."

by James 'Natty' Lloyd October 21, 2003

crumpet

The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.

-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"

by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008

crumpet

The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.

J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?

by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Crumpeteer

A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.

Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!

Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.

by Alpaca_Man January 17, 2012