Connell Black

Your new papa

"Connell Black is your new papa bow down"

by pink bird April 26, 2022

Connelling

Exaggerating and bending the truth in order to make situations work more favourably for the Conneller. In some cases the truth is completely taken out.

After making a big mistake, Dave used the technique of Connelling so others would look more favourably upon him.

by Linguini greg February 24, 2023

Cowellitis

Some one who likes Simon Cowell to a creepy degree

Did you hear about Sarah she came down with a bad case of cowellitis

by Mr meatball September 13, 2023

Corwelled

When someone receives something from a Corwell that completely messes them up, sending them into an unforgettable (or regrettable) experience.

• “Dude, I wasn’t ready for last night. Corwell brought those drinks, and I’ve never seen colors like that before.”
• “Bro, you look wrecked. What happened?”
“I got Corwelled.”
• “Every time Corwell shows up, things go from 0 to 100 real quick.”

by TacomanATK November 23, 2024

Connell Waldroned

To get Connell Waldroned is when a guy gets in a situationship with you, gives you mixed signals and refuses to put a label on it, wastes loads of your times and confuses you to the point of insanity… and then either gets in a relationship with another girl OR doesn’t get in a relationship with you. In some cases he will even confess that he did have feelings for you. Emphasis on did. Making you go even more insane

No girl he totally Connell Waldroned you, I’m sorry

by mdelineline August 3, 2025

Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.

Bro Connelly-ed the game.

by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009