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birth-control glasses 

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.
The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

cum control

The traing of a male slave to control his urge to ejaculate while being stimulated by his master. The object of "cum control" is to show the mastet's ability to maintain total control over his slave. Failure of the slave to contol his selfish urge to cum is severe punishment, usually in the form of bare bottom spankings. This process is often done with an audience, but can also be conducted privately.
Joey was being trained by Ted in cum control. While Ted jacked his rod at the party, Joey shot huge loads of cum after only 15 minutes of stimulation. His inability to control his selfish urge to cum resulted in a severe spanking. The other guests enjoyed watching the. Spectacle. Some even offered to assist Ted in administering Joey's punishment.
cum control by Bottom Boy January 11, 2010

gun control 

Something the United States Definetly needs yet will never aquire because the hillbillys who run this country would rather continue to have more than 11,000 innocent people die every year at the hands of retards who cant tell the difference between a squirt gun and an M-16. So we just pretend that its ok and dont pass "Gun Control" laws because the hicks need to defend their right to blow up grapefruits in their backyards with Kalashnikov Rifles.
We need Gun Control, but Dubbya wont dare piss off Heston and his gang.

no control

When you do something so amazing but it doesn't get recognised, so you and a bunch of people promote it one day and it gets super popular. ie. What happened with One Direction's song No Control.
*at an art gallery*
Jay: *staring at a large group of people looking at a painting* Isn't that Gemma's painting?
Nick: Yeah, she pulled a no control with her art club and got it featured. Became a huge hit.
no control by larry.jpg May 14, 2015

mind control 

The abiblity to control/influence someone's "actions"
Your wife is a master of mind control
mind control by nf1n1ty March 18, 2004

Chaos Control 

1) Of the Sonic games: A power that is used with a Chaos Emerald to bend time and space, either allowing you to freeze time or to warp yourself or something else instantly from one location to another. The only known possesors of this technique are Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog.

2) Of Sonic X: A force which can transport people, places, and things from one dimension to another or from one time period to another. It cannot be controlled.
Shadow: "Chaos . . . control!"
Chaos Control by SonicFan March 28, 2004