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The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
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when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox
brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you
by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021
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controller

A device used to play a wordvideo game/word.
by e-vis October 5, 2003
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Air Traffic Controller

A person that controlls Airplanes
"Northwest 323 decend and maintain five thousand turn right heading 120"
by Ed McCoy May 8, 2005
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crap canoodler

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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canoodle

Unnecessary touching between people. ie hugging, touching in inappropriate places , nonconsensual petting ect
I saw carla and joey canoodle in a childrens playground
by Mark Dillion Bob March 21, 2021
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Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.
Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job
by MaFaTo April 9, 2011
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